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Mon 6 October 08

Primo piano

This time the glove fits
OJ Simpson convicted of robbery and kidnapping >>

Sex lives
When dongs go wrong
DIY willy enlargement not a good idea >>
Horny hoovering
Bored housewife spices up daily chores >>
Sir Hump-A-Lot
Aussie teacher forced to quit in sex scandal >>
Entertainment news
Helen Mirren 'loved' nose whizz
Coke Queen quit for ethical reasons >>
Too many broken ears in the world
Jason Donovon poised for musical comeback >>
P Diddy hit by credit crunch
Puffy forced to slum it with plebs in economy >>
Sports banter
Everton break record with 15 mill Fellani deal
High expectations for Belgian midfielder as he goes to Goodison Park >>
Man City signs Robinho for 32.5 mill
Arab billionaires flex financial muscles to sign Brazilian striker >>
Finally...Berbatov signs for Man Utd
Loose change: Bulgarian striker leaves Spurs for 30.75 mill >>

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Horoscope

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StyledLife
Big bangers and no bra to fit?
Jill Scott launches the Butterfly Bra >>
Japanese toilet gadget
Magical Water Princess muffles embarrassing sounds >>
The secret to eternal marriage
Will Smith on how to stay hitched >>
Friendly Tokyo welcome
Bag of weed after long haul flight >>
DigitalEdge
The eyes have it
The most sung about body parts >>
Get 360 with your holiday snaps
Microsoft launch photosynth software >>
The Booze Bra
Check out the WineRack >>